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Me and the village chief with his family. More pictures added further on.

A true adventure

by Wesley Dick


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 1

When the American Pet Products Manufacturers Association scheduled a meeting in San Juan, Puerto Rico, I decided to attend and make that the first leg of a trip to the Amazon River in search of new sources of tropical fish imports. My company had been importing direct from Iquitos, Peru and Leticia, Columbia since the early fifties and it was time to check things out. Besides, I wanted to see first hand where these beautiful little tropical fish came from. So began an adventure that I shared with a now long time good friend.

I met Mark at the airport in San Juan as we were in line to board the flight to Bogota, Columbia. Conversation revealed his destination as Quito, Peru with no purpose other than that he had never been there before. He was on vacation from his job as an International Tour Guide from Belgium and had five months to kill so decided to explore the continent of South America.

We boarded the plane and sat together in order to continue the conversation. During this time he spoke fluent Spanish to the flight attendant and also carried on a conversation in German with another passenger. I commented on this and he explained that as a tour guide in Europe he was required to speak all European languages and since he conducted tours for "foreigners" including middle easteners and Asians he was able to speak 14 languages rather fluently and a could get by with another handful or more. When he learned that I was on my way to the jungles of Columbia in search of tropical fish he expressed interest and jokingly asked if I needed a "tour guide". I thought he was joking but as it turned out he was serious.

When we arrived in Bogota he asked if I had reservations at any particular hotel. I replied that I did not but figured there must be a "Hilton" or "Holiday Inn" somewhere in Bogota. He laughed and said that I should go with him rather than pay through the nose for an "American" room. We grabbed a cab and after a quick exchange with the driver we took off for a hotel. We shortly arrived at a small "native" hotel and inquired as to a room for the night. Mark asked the price and was told that it was six dollars. I might point out that my Spanish is sufficent to understand much but speak little. In any event, Mark countered with four dollars and the bidding was on. When they reached five dollars Mark said that he first wanted to see the room. The clerk escorted us to the room and Mark disdainfully glanced about and informed the clerk that it was not worth five dollars and that we would look elsewhere.

By the time we got to the third hotel I was beginning to wonder if the effort was worth it but we ended up with a fine room for four dollars. Quite a savings over the eighty to a hundred that I had anticipated at a downtown hotel. We checked in and shortly thereafter decided to check out one of the local restaurants.

We had an excellent meal and enjoyable conversation during the course of the evening and we filled each other in on personal background and became good friends. He reminded me of Peter Sellers without the bumbling that is associated with Inspector Cousteau. I also learned how serious he was about a jaunt into the jungle and it was decided that he would accompany me to Leticia and then to Iquitos and we would part there, me returning to Leticia and Bogota and home while he would continue to Quito, Equador and then to a teaching position in Cartegena before returning to Europe.

The next morning we took off in one of those "held together with baling wire" aircraft complete with some passengers carrying barnyard critters on our way to Leticia. The scenery out of the windows revealed nothing but jungle below us as far as the eye could see. We learned that there were no roads leading into Leticia from the outside world and the only way to get there was by air or by boat on the Amazon river. I had been told by an associate who flew the plane we regularly chartered for our tropical fish and wild animal imports that the airstrip was simply a modified town street with buildings on both sides of the runway but when we arrived we landed on a brand new dirt airstrip that seemed to be only partially completed.

The above mentioned associate was Art Jones who operated a wild animal zoo in Slidell, La. at the time but later went on to found the Nautilus exercise equipment company. Seems that on a visit to his sister's home in Florida she asked him to fix her exercise equipment and as he did so he decided that he could design something better than the piece of junk he was working on and so he did. But that's another story. Art had arranged for me to get together with Mike (the guy that was fighting with an Anaconda in the National Geographic special on the Amazon) Tsilikis who was active in collecting animals as well as buying from native collectors and "compounding" them in preparation for shipment to zoos and other outlets all over the world. After landing at the airport we walked the short distance into town and found Mike's place right on the river bank. Mike sat behind a hugh desk which was raised on a platform and looked for all the world like a jungle warlord. Behind him on either side of his desk were what seemed to be armed guards standing at "parade rest". He warmly welcomed me and Mark and said that he had made all the arrangements necessary for our trip into the jungle in search of tropical fish. He had also taken care of our rooms for the night. We thanked him and went to our rooms to prepare for an early departure in the morning.

As it was still early in the afternoon we decided to give the town a quick once over but as we left Mike's place I heard someone yell out "Hey, Wesley!", and I turned to see one of Art's employees from Slidell walking towards us. He caught up with us right in front of a handy little sidewalk cafe so we all decided to sit down and have a beer or two. Or three. So there we sat, Mark, George and myself having a good time discussing our upcoming jungle jaunt when along comes a very attractive lady from down the street and approaches our table asking "Are you Europeans?" "Yes", "No", "No", from Mark, George and Wes. She laughed and asked if she could join us, introducing herself as Lydia Lamas. I jokingly asked if she was any relation to Fernando and she gave me an icy stare and said "He's my ex-husband".


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 2

We sat for another hour or so having very enjoyable conversation. Lydia excused herself to take a nap before dinner and shortly afterwards Mark also left to go back to our room leaving George and I to catch up on various things. George suggested we go to a little bar he was particularly fond of towards the edge of town. Since the entire town was not much more than about a six blocks semicircle on the edge of the river we didn't have far to walk.

We ordered another beer and renewed our talking only to be interupted by a young lady rushing in from a back room and proceding to stab the gentleman sitting at the table next to us. The girl stabbed him several times and rushed out leaving him bleeding on the floor and a girl he was sitting with in hysterics. I told George that we should get out of here pronto but he declined saying "It's only a little squabble between that guy and his old girlfriend who stabbed him because he's got a new girlfriend."

By this time a crowd had gathered around the bleeding philanderer but it quickly broke up with the reappearance of the "ex" girlfriend waving a pistol. As the crowd scattered she put several shots into the poor guy laying on the floor. She obviously wanted to make sure he was dead. Right about then the "army" guys showed up and immediately placed her under arrest. George explained that they had no police force, only the army to keep order. They also had a naval contingent consisting of a tug boat and five sailors.

I ordered another round. The entire incident didn't seem to phase George a bit so I soon settled down as had most of the other guests in the place. That is until every light in the place suddenly went out! Candles and oil lamps were being lit on tables around us as George explained, "The town electric generator is shut off at this time every night until six o'clock in the morning. No sweat! Let's have one more and get you back to your room for a good nights sleep."

We finished off the last beer and began the walk back towards the river. The night was overcast and pitch black with no street lights to help us find our way. George explained as we walked down the dirt street that if your right foot gets wet you're walking in the ditch on the right side of the road and if your left foot gets wet... you got the picture. By keeping both feet dry we were on course. After going about four blocks George directed me to keep going straight towards the river and if both feet got wet I had gone too far but Mike's place was right on the left at the river. He turned right to go to his home which was a block or so away in that direction.

I quickly sobered completely as I found myself alone on this dark street in a very strange and wild town. I proceded down the street when suddenly I was aware of someone in the dark coming towards me. I stopped and listened but the sloshing footsteps I had heard had also stopped. I started walking again and so did someone else. I stopped again and asked in my best Spanish, "Where is Mike's place?"

A voice replied as a cigarette lighter revealed a long-haired blond hippies face that I recognized as being on the plane with us earlier "Ya got me, man. I'm new here." He was stoned! I turned him around and we both headed back towards the river and the rooming house where he was staying. I fell into my bed and probably passed out before I had a chance to fall asleep. Tomorrow was another day.


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 3

We awoke before daylight the next morning and proceded to the river edge where we found our guide waiting beside a small boat equiped with an outboard motor. The boat was already loaded with enough supplies for at least a week in the jungle even though I had told Mike that I only had about 3 days available. As it turned out all of the supplies weren't for us anyway. Within minutes we were headed upsteam towards Peru. I might point out that standing on the river bank in Leticia one can look to the east and see Brazil and looking south to the other side of the river is Peru.

We motored upstream for hours with nothing but jungle on either side of us with an occasional native boat occupant waving to us as we passed. After about five hours of motoring we slowed and approached the bank where a small tributary entered the Amazon and pulled up onto shore right at the point. The Amazon is still about a mile and a half wide even though about 2500 miles from the mouth, and still navigable by deep sea freighters. The tributary was almost a river in its own right.

"We'll make base camp here", the guide advised as we helped him pull the boat partially up the sloping bank. It took us about an hour to get settled in. When everthing seemed to his liking he returned to the river bank and entered a thick growth of brush and emerged a few minutes later sitting in a small dugout canoe and skimmed over to where Mark and I were standing. He announced that we would use this boat for most of our exploring. I jumped in and realized that the boat was very similar to our native Louisiana pirogues and required a good sense of balance to remain upright. When Mark got in he almost capsized us so we advised him to just sit very quietly, as would I, and allow the guide to do the balancing. Before the day was out we had several near spills but managed to stay upright and dry.

We proceded up the tributary and then into a smaller tributary. Soon our guide found a spot to his liking and proceded to hand us the fishing poles laying in the bottom of the boat. He also supplied us with bait and suddenly we were fishing. Within minutes we were pulling in fish almost as fast as we could re-bait and throw out our lines. I recognized some of the species as being adults of some of our favorite tropicals, such as large silver dollars species, cichlids of several varieties, etc. At one point I hooked a pirahna and the guide cautioned me to allow him to remove the hook from its mouth. A few minutes later I hooked another but lost it. When I went to re-bait my hook I found it clipped off neatly about half way up. I could hardly believe that teeth could shear thru the hardened steel of a fish hook but before the afternoon was out we lost several more hooks. Years later, in a doctors waiting room, I read an account in a travel magazine by an author who related the same, so I swiped the book (with the receptionists permission) to show skeptic friends.

Soon the bottom of the boat was covered with all sorts of fish as evening was approaching. We returned to base camp and began to clean our catch. At this point I must confess to not remembering the name of our native guide so I'll call him Joe. Joe disappeared into the jungle for about 15 minutes and came back with a big hunk of something or other wood and began trimming it down with first a machete and then proceded to scrape it across a small, flat cheese grater. At first it looked like curley pasta but after he sprinked it with salt and pepper and a little vinegar we had a delicious heart of palm salad. By this time the fish were cooking and we soon feasted. I might add that this was the second time I had eaten Mylasomma Silver Dollar species but the first for some of the catfish varieties. We also became "man eating piranhas" as we turned the tables on the little devils and devoured them. We stuffed.

After dinner it became dark rapidly and we sat around the small fire just gabbing about the day when Mark reached over into his pack and pulled out a small leather pouch. Opening it revealed a fancy half pint bottle of 30 year old Napolean Brandy and 2 small silver cups. It had been a gift to him from a friend in Cartegena while there arranging for his temporary teaching position. Joe got a small cup and Mark poured. There we sat sipping and savoring every minute of our day. We thought it ended but about an hour later Joe jumped up and said "Let's go!" and headed for the river bank. We followed and asked as to where we were headed. "To shine for Caimen." was his reply as we climbed into the small dugout once again. It seemed even more wobbly this time after the brandy and I was very worried that maybe Mark's sense of balance would be even worse. And then there were the pirahnas we knew lurked beneath the surface.

Soon we were gliding up the river and shortly entered a very small tributary with lots of overhanging branches near the banks. Joe began shining his bull light along the banks and we saw eyes shining back at us from just about everywhere. The moonlight was not too bright but just sufficient for us to see a vague outline of the banks and the tree line above. Although we had been hearing "jungle sounds" since sunset around camp the volume seemed to increase as we quietly glided along. All sorts of noises! All of a sudden we heard a jaguarundi (Joe's word) scream not too far away. I felt no fear but such a feeling of joy at being there that all of a sudden "goose bumps" started at my feet and worked their way up my entire body in wave after wave all the way to my head and I could feel the hair on the nape of my neck standing up straight. Having been an avid Tarzan reader as a kid I felt the urge to rip off my clothes and run off through the jungle but reason prevailed.

Several hours later when we finally turned in for the night I could hardly go to sleep because the smile on my face hurt so badly. And so ended day one in the jungles of the Amazon.


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 4

I awoke to the smell of coffee in the morning and was immediately wide awake. Mark was stirring and soon we were all having a breakfast of canned peaches along with another cuppa coffee. Joe said that we would go upriver today and use the larger boat which caused Mark to breathe a sigh of relief. I don't think that he ever got used to the dugout. Included in the plans for the day was to be a trip to a small native village.

We proceded upriver for about ten miles when Joe once again turned into a small tributary which soon became extremely narrow and heavily overhung with branches. I could see lots of "minnows" in the water but didn't get a chance to net any at this time. I guessed that there would be time for that later as I was eager to visit the village. Suddenly Joe stopped the motor and we drifted slowly for a few yards and came to a dead stop. I asked "What's the problem?" and received a forefinger pressed to his lips in answer from Joe.

We sat quietly for another minute or so while he listened intently, for what I had no idea. I again ventured to ask what the problem was and this time received a harsh "Shusshhh!" in response.

We must have sat there quietly for about 15 minutes when all of a sudden two sleek dugout canoes approached us from both directions occupied by two young Indians. They pulled up beside us on either side and began talking to Joe who seemed very apologetic. He then offered them some of the canned goods (mostly peaches and other types of fruit) and a box of salt which caused them to grin. After a few more exchanges the two Indians left us and we were alone once again.

"What was that all about?", I asked.

"Our propeller snagged their gill net which was strung across the stream just below water level and tore it up. I realized that they would probably be nearby so we were obliged to wait for them to show their faces so we could make amends. Had we tried to proceed we would probably have received darts in our backs by now."

He explained that the cans of fruit were highly prized and were one of the staple trading items along with salt and cigarettes. Now I knew why we had what seemed to be a weeks supply for a three day trip.

We proceded to the village with no further problems. We beached the dugout and started walking towards a group of about 5 or 6 thatched grass huts. As we walked towards the village the young braves all approached us while the women went about their business as if we didn't exist. The first to approach me reached towards me and pointed to my pack of cigarettes in my shirt pocket. I smiled, took them out of my pocket and with a snap several cigarettes protuded from the pack but he smiled back and took the entire pack from my hand. Before I could say anything Joe advised that I not protest but rather just let him have the whole pack. The young buck took one and passed the pack on to the others and soon they were all puffing away.

As an older man approached Joe told us that this was the chief coming to welcome us. He walked up to where we were standing and pointed to a tree about 40 feet from where we stood as he took a dart from where it was stuck in his headdress along with about 15 more. He inserted it in the end of his blow gun and took aim at the tree and with a quick blow the dart was sticking in the tree. Another dart was quickly inserted and followed the first and lodged about an inch from the first dart.

"He's showing off his skill", said Joe as a third dart completed a target pattern that could have been covered with a silver dollar. The chief smiled at me and offered his blowgun. "He wants to see how good you are." said Joe. I was on the spot. I figured I had pretty good blowing power since I played dixieland clarinet on Bourbon St. in New Orleans in my younger days, so I lifted the blowgun to my lips and gave a big blast.

A dart flew out of the other end of the blowgun and landed about five feet in front of where I stood. Everybody broke up laughing. Rather embarassed, I asked the chief to show me once more how he did it and this time I saw that he didn't give a hard blow but merely a little "phttt". He graciously handed the blow gun back to me as his fourth dart joined the others in his target pattern.

This time I emulated his "phttt" and was amazed at how easily my dart headed towards the tree and lodged about a foot directly under his darts.

I handed the dart gun back to the chief and told Joe to tell him "I don't want to try again for fear I split one of his darts with my next shot." It must have been a good answer because once again they all laughed and I was accepted by them all. I'm sure it was for my sense of humor rather than my prowess with the dart gun.

The chief invited me over to his thatched hut and I followed him inside. Since the incident of the dark night when the town generators had been turned off I began carrying a small pencil sized flashlight in my pocket for emergency use and now had a chance to use it inside the dark hut. The chief was amazed as I shone the light around the interior so I handed it to him for examination. He was like a kid with a new toy. We went back outside and he started jabbering with Joe who advised me that the chief was offering a pig for the flashlight. He suggested that I not accept the trade but rather say that it was important to my work and I would need it in my travels. "He'll be very disappointed in a few hours of playing with it when the batteries run down", he explained, "and we don't want them following us after we leave." Thank goodness the chief accepted the explanation graciously.

As we wandered around the village in the next hour or so I was taken by the homemade garments they all wore. They were simple grass skirts and a grass "bib" of sorts which hung over their chests from around the neck. I asked Joe as to the possibilty of obtaining one as a souvineer and to my surprise he asked a young buck standing near us. With a perplexed look at me he answered Joe who relayed "About $1.20 American money in trade." "OK", I said, and as soon as Joe relayed my offer the buck began stripping to his birthday suit right there in the middle of the village, handing me his garments. Years later I wore the outfit at a pool party at my home and really shocked everybody when I jumped out of the bushes around the pool and let out a yell. Of course the outfit was rather skimpy on my 6'1" and 210lb frame as opposed to the original owner who was about 5'4" and maybe 110lbs. Maybe that's what frightened my guests.

Shortly thereafter we took our leave as Joe suggested we head back to our camp. Mark and I did so reluctantly as we were fascinated by the various activites both men and women were performing as well as the kids who followed us everywhere. It was almost dark by the time we arrived back at base camp but still early enough to catch a few fish for dinner as we neared the camp. Tonight we were probably all fast asleep by eight o'clock. Unfortunately the brandy was all consumed the night before but Joe fixed us what he called an "agua diente" which was a licorice based liquor and very tasty.

And so ended our second night in the jungle.


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 5

The following morning we again were up by daylight and had our coffee and canned peaches for breakfast. Joe told us that we would slowly head back towards Leticia today and stop at another native village along the way. He also said that we would be able to do a little fish netting even though I was not prepared to bring anything back with me as I had not brought any containers. Just looking would be enough for me at this point.

We watched as Joe hid the dugout in the brush along the river bank and thought that it was probably more ritual than anything as I'm sure that the local Indians could find it in a flash. I guess that they just respected the fact that he "hid" it and as such should be left alone. In so many ways they are civilized as compared to the rest of the world.

As we slowly motored back down river Joe gave us a little background on the locals. This was prompted when we passed an absolutely huge tree which seemed to be partially dead and with very few remaining leaves. This was a local landmark to the Indians in this area as it was the spot at which their "father's father's father" stood with God when the earth was created. It seems that their great-grandfather was good buddies with God and they created everything as a joint enterprise. I guess it would give them a rather close intimacy with God at that.

After an hour or so of motoring Joe steered towards another small stream which flowed in from the south and we once again found ourselves in a veritable tunnel of branches and leaves as we slowly puttered along. We soon came to a place where we could no longer go upstream so we beached the boat and continued to go upstream on foot alongside the stream. There were many places into which I felt that a scoop with the nets I had would reveal fish and I couldn't wait any longer. I stopped and scooped.

My memory is not what it once was but I believe that the first species I spotted in my net was a fish that I had never seen "in person" as I recognized the little Hyphesebrycon eos (dawn tetra) from pictures in William Innes' book Exotic Tropicals which had been my bible since the first week I became a hobbyist. Mark was amazed that I was able to spout out the Latin name of a fish which I had never seen before but I made him laugh when I told him that I was good with fish but couldn't tell the difference between a Ford or a Chevrolet unless I saw the name somewhere on the car.

We all continued to scoop around the little pools which revealed a regular "community tank" of little tetras and small cichlids as well as a variety of catfish. Most of the fish in this area were on the small side. We caught (and released) severums and dwarf cichlids which I had never even seen pictures of as well as pencil fish, head and tails, and a few rather drab tetras which were also not recognized. It was heartbreaking not to have containers into which to place these fish but I consoled myself by knowing that they would all be available very cheaply and ready for shipment back in Leticia. We must have piddled the puddles for close to two hours before Joe said that we'd better call it quits. Even Joe had gotten into the excitement of dipping as Mark's and my enthusiasm got the best of him.

I realized at this point the advance preparations necessary for those explorers who actually collect specimens either for scientific or monetary reasons. And the difficulties they must overcome to get them back alive. Art Jones had told me of some of the earlier trips during which the natives were first told that these little fish were wanted in large quantities and were exchangable for cigarettes, salt, and the old reliable canned peaches and other fruits. Most of the Indians were initially skeptical that the little fish were of any value and initially brought in fish which were more the eating size. Art told me of one incident where a young Indian from fifty or more miles downstream from Leticia had been shown some of the varieties and sizes which were desirable. He returned to his village but was unable to convince his tribesmen to help him collect. On his own, he caught a large mess of little tetras and kept them in a partially sunken dugout, changing water several times a day as he had been instructed. Eventually, he paddled upstream the fifty miles back to Leticia hauling the partially sunken dugout full of fish behind his dugout, and made a good trade for his trouble. When he returned to his village the rest of the tribe was convinced that he had been telling the truth and soon they were all collecting fish and making regular trips back to Leticia hauling a veritable "train" of partially sunken dugouts behind them just loaded with fish.

We returned to our boat and proceded back downstream to the river and were soon once again headed back towards Leticia. We saw lots of large fish jumping almost constantly and, again my memory on this is a little dim, but I believe that Joe told us that some of the "fish" we saw jumping were actually freshwater dolphins.

And then for yet another time we headed up a small tributary and upon rounding a bend we came upon a rather large village. This village had several more or less permanent buildings which were constructed of saplings and thatched roofs as well as raised floors of slender saplings or a type of bamboo. They were not the same as the previous village which had consisted mostly of temporary huts because of the nomadic tendencies of the other tribe. These villagers had become a part of social commerce in that they fished and hunted and supplied the residents of Leticia with much of their food.

We approached one of the buildings to find several women in the process of cleaning a large turtle for the meat. The shell of the turtle had already been removed and was surrounded by about 8 or 10 small children who were giving it their full attention. About 500 flies were also giving it lots of attention and as we looked closer we found that the kids were picking at bits of raw turtle meat which still clung to the inside of the shell and popping the dainty little morsels into their mouths before the flies got it all.

We didn't stay here too long as we still had quite a ways to go to get back to Leticia before dark so we gave our thanks for their hospitality and said our goodbyes. We were back on the river once more and this time the next stop would be Mike's dock.

Mark and I had lots of memories and stories to tell of our 3 day trip. We were both looking forward to a good bath and a change of clothing.


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 6

After our bath and into some clean clothes Mark and I headed for the little sidewalk cafe only a block or so from Mike's place. George was sitting at the same table we had occupied just a few nights before and Lydia was sitting with him. They had been waiting for us to hear of our jungle jaunt. It was old hat to George but Lydia was fascinated with the adventure and said that she was angry at not having been invited. Since Mark and I were leaving for Iquitos, Peru in the morning but would return in three days we suggested that if she were still there maybe we could get Mike to arrange for a one day excursion into the nearby jungle. She was thrilled at the idea and decided to stay and wait for us to return.

As we gabbed away a young man approached our table looking like he had been lost in the jungle for a spell. George recognized him and introduced us all around. I'm terrible at names so I'll call him Hans. He was a 27 year old Dutch anthropologist who had received a grant from his government to study the Amazon Indians and had been in the jungle for the past ten months without seeing another white man since he had left Leticia.

He began to tell us of his stay with one of the wandering tribes during this period. This particular tribe was completely nomadic and would only occasionaly stay in one spot for more than a day or so. All during this period he followed them but they would barely acknowledge his presence. They never were a threat to him but rather treated him as a nuisance to be tolerated. Over the months they ignored his presence and it was just a few weeks prior to his sudden appearance at our table that he was finally "accepted".

He described how one evening the tribe had settled down for the night and were eating their supper when a young brave sitting across from him suddenly looked at him straight in the eyes, reached into his mouth to remove his partially chewed food, and offered it to Hans. Hans took the offering and put it into his mouth, elated to have been finally accepted as one of the tribe.

Hans added that he was so happy about this acceptance that he decided to come back to Leticia for a quick R&R as well as to send in his papers thus far to his government. "I just HAD to tell somebody", he said.

After his story we all exchanged personal background as well as having excellent conversation in general. As mentioned earlier, Mark was a linguist extraordinaire with his command of 14+ languages. Lydia and Hans both spoke five languages and George spoke three which left me to say, "Three here, too. Just a smattering of Spanish but I'm somewhat proficient in Profanity".

Mark suggested that the conversation be held in English in deference to my limited abilities but during the next hour or so I would sit fascinated and totally lost on occasion when the conversations would flow from one language to another in mid-sentence, or so it seemed to me. However, someone would usually catch it and return it to English.

I eventually got around to asking Lydia what had brought her to the Amazon. She began her story by telling us that her father, an Italian nobleman, had left Italy during the late 1930's in order to get his family away from the impending war. He moved the family to Argentina which was where Lydia grew up and eventually met a young Argentine actor named Fernando Lamas. They married and moved to Hollywood where the marriage sort of fell apart. She ended up going back to Argentina and then to Australia where she now resided with her sister and sister's husband, an English nobleman of some sort, who had a large sheep ranch in the outback. She had just finished a return visit to family in Argentina and decided to take a side trip to Leticia to see what the Amazon was all about.

We had dinner without having to leave our "drinking" table and soon we were all the best of friends. One of the waiters came by our table and advised us that if any of us were interested the cock fights would be starting in about a half hour at a place several blocks away. When I said that I had never been to a cock fight Lydia volunteered that she would bring me as her guest. The others declined to go so we left them there and walked to the "arena". It was a small building consisting of just a roof and a small "pit" in the center and surrounded by about 5 rows of bleachers for the on-lookers. We grabbed a seat on the top row and settled in pending the start of the cock fights.

All of a sudden a fist fight erupted about ten feet from where we sat and a fellow sitting next to me said, "Jump and run, senor". I said "Why?" and he retorted, "There might be bullets!"

I quickly jumped off the back of the top row which was only about shoulder height and helped Lydia down while all around us others were jumping and running. I couldn't resist looking back and seeing that several others had quickly broken up the fist fight between the two by dragging them apart. One left in a huff while the other returned to his seat and was soon followed by the entire crowd of maybe 40 or so people. So once again we all sat waiting for the first "bout".

Two roosters were brought out and their trainers taunted them by repeatedly thrusting them towards each other until the roosters were in a fierce frenzy. They suddenly released them and the fight was on!

For about 5 seconds, that is, until the fist fighter who had left in a huff a few minutes earlier came back waving a pistol and firing at random. This time I didn't wait for the fellow next to me to give any advise, but did a back flip off the bench landing on my feet and yanked Lydia down backwards faster than I can describe it. I quickly led her towards the back of the lot where we were blocked by a bamboo fence. By this time things had once again quieted down back in the arena as we returned to find that several people had been wounded but no one was killed. Those closest to the crazy gunman had no chance to run but alternately had dived onto him and overpowered him before he could reload. Once again the army showed up and hauled him off. The cock fights were cancelled.

As the crowd dispersed Lydia and I found ourselves laughing at the entire escape, probably in relief that neither of us had been harmed. As we walked we approached a thatched building of good size which sported a bright neon sign above the doorway. Live music was coming from inside the building so we assumed it to be the local version of a disco. I smiled gallantly and asked, "Would you like to dance?" to which she replied "Yes." As we smiled towards the door we once again heard the unmistakable sound of gunshots and before our eyes the front double doors opened wide and frantic people streamed out of the building.

At this we decided to call it a night and headed back towards our little sidewalk cafe and safety(?).


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 7

Mark in Iquitos.

I had neglected to mention that when I left San Juan I only had about $100 cash on me as expenses for the APPMA show had been higher than anticipated so I had phoned my office in Lacombe and had a money wire sent to the Hotel San Juan. Unfortunately, the hotel clerk advised me that he couldn't cash it but that I could probably get it cashed in the casino.

My brother and I proceded to the casino where I was promptly given ten $50 chips in exchange for my $500 money order. Hesden still laughs as he recalls my country bumpkin reaction of staring at the ten chips in my hand while I slowly rotated in a daze. He suggested we stroll around for a while and then go back to "cash in". We did so and I was promptly handed back my money order.

On my first meeting with Mike I explained my dilema and he said that he could cash the check but it would take several days for him to get up the cash and since I would be in the jungle it would give him the time he needed. He gave me $200 at that time and said that he would have the balance on my return. He was able to come up with another $100 this morning and said that he would have the balance on my return from Iquitos. I rightly figured that I would be covered for my air fare as well as hotel and meals in Iquitos. We left for the airport.

Mark and I took the early morning flight to Iquitos, Peru, and it was even more "folksy" than the flight from Bogota to Leticia. We arrived and went through customs with no problems and took a taxi to a downtown hotel which Mike had recommended. I had to laugh when Mark commented that we were back in civilization because the town of Iquitos was not a metropolitan mecca but considerably larger than Leticia.

We met a nice young man in the lobby of the hotel and he offered us his services for our stay in Iquitos. He was an independent cab driver and "tour guide". Naturally he and Mark hit it off right away and he was duly impressed when Mark showed him his International Tour Guide ID card. They were "brothers".

We had lunch at the hotel and sat next to a table of about 12 or more German oil workers. They were extremly noisy and caused quite a distraction to the others in the cafe. Our new guide commented, "The Germans are as rude as Americans." I didn't respond out of embarassment at having seen the actions of so many American tourists towards the peoples of the countries they visit.

Our guide spoke some English but for the most part he and Mark talked in Spanish. My questions were all in English and at one point the guide said to Mark, "He speaks good English for a Belgian." Since Mark was Belgian he had assumed that I was also and used English since I didn't speak enough Spanish. I'm sure that he wouldn't have made the derogatory remark about Americans had he known my nationality so I didn't set him straight so as not to embarass him. I felt somewhat like Peter denying Christ in not admitting to my true nationality but figured that discretion would be my best bet at this point since he obviously didn't like Americans that much.

After lunch we proceded to one of the establishment of one of the people from whom I had been buying fish. The owner greeted us warmly and we began a tour of his facility. The entire operation was basically out of doors in a large lot which was completely fenced in except for the side which fronted on a small stream. Shade was provided by a thached roof but all sides of the "buildings" were wide open. Fifty-five gallon drums had been cut in two lengthwise with a cutting torch making two 25 gallon containers from each drum. He must have had several hundred lined up in neat rows on wooden racks and airlines were bubbling in all tanks. He explained that each tank contained a "box" of fish ready for shipment and the quantities varied from just a few fish of certain larger specimens to as many as 500 of smaller species.

All the while we were there some of his workers were constantly hauling buckets of water from the river to give water changes to the more crowded tanks. This was being done several times daily or more as required. Dead were removed every morning and the losses made up from backup tanks so that the count would be accurate when bagging and boxing were performed pending a flight out. There would be no time for counting then as our normal shipments consisted of from 400 to 600 boxes or approximately half the carrying capacity of a DC3. Things would get hectic then as the fish would be put into plastic bags in cardboard boxes and shuttled to the airport as quickly as possible. 

The balance of the shipment would consist of live animals and reptiles bound for either Art's place in Slidell or Tarpon Zoo in Florida. I believe that Mike was either a partner or former partner in Tarpon Zoo but liked being in the jungle rather than in the states and spent his entire time either collecting and/or buying from natives who collected.

When we left this establishment I had several other addresses that I wished to check out. I had received letters and price lists from these other people and wanted to see if they could offer better quality or price than my present supplier in Iquitos. Our driver had no difficulty in finding them but both were a disappointment. The first place was a private home with about 50 half drums in the back yard and the second was about half that size. I doubt seriously if either had ever made their first shipment out of the country but had visions of a great business they would have some day. Mana¤a, perhaps, but not today.

We returned to our hotel and strolled around the market place for an hour or so before dinner. We also wandered down towards the river where hundreds of river shanties and boats were crowded together and he commented that it looked like a South American version of Hong Kong. As we wandered through some of the narrow passageways between buildings we on several occasions had to avoid being drenched by people throwing waste water and possibly worse out of their windows. We were later told that these were no accidents but were deliberate attempts to agitate us. Luckily, we returned to the hotel without incident and relaxed with dinner and a couple of drinks before retiring for the night.


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 8

Sample board of George's idea on mass marketing orchids in the states.

We spent the morning exploring the market place. It was a beehive of activity and initially very confusing to us as we could not make sense of some of the activity. However since they seemed to know what they were doing we just fell right in to the scene and before long Mark was haggling with some of the merchants even though he wasn't planning to buy anything. The locals seemed amused at his style of bargaining and before he knew it Mark ended up with a pelt of animal fur of some type. He smiled and said that he would put it in front of his fireplace when he returned to his home in Belgium.

The fish market area was fascinating to me because of the size of some of the species being displayed as food. Some of them looked familiar but so many were totally strange to me. I guess Innes never got around to cataloging most of these. Neither of us could take it for very long however because of the stench in the air so we returned to our hotel to pack for our trip back to Leticia. I had seen the tropical fish exporters facilities and was satisfied with the one we were doing business with at this time.

An afternoon flight was available back to Leticia this afternoon and by this time Mark had firmly decided against going on to Quito, Equador and was going to return with me to Leticia and then back to Bogota. We found our local tour guide in the lobby waiting for us and we were soon on our way back to the airport.

After about a two hour wait because of a problem with the airplane we were finally airborne. We were definitely apprehensive about the quality of aircraft repair available at this particular airport but didn't have much choice insofar as selecting another mode of transportation. The 400 mile trip down the river would have been enjoyable but out of the question because of the time factor. And there were no roads or trains available so our choice was basically made for us. The flight was without incident and we were back in Leticia within several hours. It was like coming back home.

We headed straight for our little sidewalk cafe, luggage and all, to find our friends all sitting at "our" table and surprised to see us return a day early. Besides George, Lydia and Hans we were introduced to a fellow named Johnson, first name escaping me at this time. Johnson was my fish supplier here in Leticia and this was my first opportunity to meet with him personally. George lived with Johnson and his wife and between the two of them were the suppliers of practically all of the shipments that Art and I received about once a month, the Iquitos shipments being made also once a month so that we received a shipment in the states about every two weeks. Johnson was an independent dealer and George was actually an employee of Art's.

Another new face, and a pretty one at that, was Helen. She was a Canadian airline stewardess who was looking for an adventuresome vacation in the jungle and had obviously picked her location well. She and Mark hit it off well when she stated that she was planning to move to Paris within the year and go to school to learn fashion design. He offered to be her personal guide to Paris as well as the rest of Europe. I asked if I could also avail myself of his services if ever I were to travel Europe and he graciously offered the use of one of his father's limousines and free stay in his hotel while in Brussels. Mark said that his father considered him the black sheep of his children because he didn't want to be a part of his hotel staff but preferred the life of a tour guide. The hotel life was too confining and boring for Mark.

It was late afternoon and I had time to visit Johnson's facility which was only several blocks away so I took my leave of the group and George, Johnson and I headed for his house. The others said they would await our return for dinner.

Once again I found that 55 gallon drums were the industry standard for holding fish pending shipment. Johnson had about 500 or so of these covering several lots next to his home with a thatched roof covering for shade and a bamboo fence surrounding the entire facility. I learned that he had basically "inherited" the facility from an Englishman who had originally set it up. Seems that the bloke had been extradited back to England for some crime or other and had no choice in leaving.

After touring the grounds and learning that everything in stock was scheduled for my company on the next flight I was grinning from ear to ear. He knew that I was coming and had really busted butt to make sure that I would see good quality fish ready for shipment. We were invited into his home by his wife for refreshments and a review of the packing slips and invoice which she had been preparing. As we sat and talked all of a sudden Johnson broke out into a sweat and the shakes and made his way to a couch to lie down. His wife attended to him as George explained that he was having a bout with Malaria and that it happened frequently. As we sat and waited to see if it was going to pass quickly

George showed me some photographs of an idea of his and suggested that possibly we could work out some mutually advantageous business deal. His idea was to mass market orchids in the states thru the chain stores on a display rack in the garden departments. His prototype display consisted of a piece of plywood painted nicely with a jungle scene and pegs from which hung a variety of wild orchids displayed in clear plastic bags. He knew that most of our business was with the chains and thought that I might convice the buyers to take on his line. I thought the idea had great potential and agreed to take the pictures and some samples back with me and approach some of the buyers. Unfortunately it never got off the ground because within months after my return to the states and before anything could be finalized with George he left Leticia for Cartagena and I lost all future contact with him.

Back to the momement, it seems that Johnson was down for the night so George and I returned to the cafe and joined our friends for dinner and conversation. Hans had since left and only Mark, Lydia and Helen remained at the table.

Mark and I learned that Lydia had already approached Mike regarding a one day trek into the jungle and that it had been originally scheduled for two days hence but upon our early return she quickly had him reschedule it for tomorrow. Helen had also been included in the plans so we all returned to our rooms for a good nights sleep.


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 9

We were all down at the dock at daylight and found Joe already there preparing the motor boat for our day in the jungle. This trip would be downriver instead of up. Mike made one of his rare appearances out of his office while we were loading up the boat for our one day jaunt into the jungles along with the girls. I was wondering why he had such a silly smile on his face as we helped Joe with his chores. I was to find out later. We all helped Joe finish his preparations and were soon were on board the boat and cruising downstream. We waved to Mike as we headed for new adventure this beautiful day.

The girls were enthralled as we cruised down river and kept pointing out various things along the shore line to each other and to Marc and me. Of course Mark and I were "old jungle salts" by this time and attempted to look as blaze about their excitement as we could although we were enjoying these new sights also. There were many beautiful birds to be seen in trees along the banks of the river as we continued on our journey for several hours. The sounds were subdued compared to the nighttime sounds we had heard on our previous trip but shortly we began to hear a chattering which increased in intensity as we rounded a point. We asked Joe what it was but he said that we would soon find out.

There ahead of us was an island right in the middle of the river which our guide told us was called "Monkey Island". There seemed to be thousands of monkeys in the trees as we approached and soon pulled up onto the shoreline. The noise made by the monk eys was almost deafening as we climbed ashore compared to the chattering just fifteen minutes prior.

Joe told us that these monkeys had been captured by local Indians for Mike and then turned loose on this island for future recapture and shipment. The natural food supply on the island could not hope to adequately sustain such a large number so additiona l food was being brought in on a regular basis by some of Mike's employees.

We spent an hour or so wandering around in spite of the difficulty in doing so and soon returned to the boat when the girls gave up the fight. Soon we were once again cruising downstream and enjoying the sights.

By late afternoon we had covered quite a considerable distance from Leticia and asked Joe when he was going to turn the boat around and head back. He smiled and said that Mike had arranged for an "overnight" trip for us. Marc and I couldn't quite pictur e the girls being comfortable spending the night in the jungle but Joe assured us that they would be fine. At first the girls were rather taken by surprise with this new development but were soon smiling about it and eagerly looking forward to a night in the jungle. Something they could tell their grandkids about!

Ten or fifteen minutes later we rounded a bend in the river and there right ahead of us was a fairly large house camp on pilings with a porch complete with rocking chairs and tables. We soon pulled up to a little makeshift pier and tied the boat to a pil ing. The girls were first out of the boat while Marc and I helped Joe to unload some of our supplies from the boat. We were soon all on the "veranda" sitting comfortably and having a drink and discussing our day.

We helped Joe with unloading some of his cargo as the girls wandered around inspecting our not so lavish accomodations for the night but the soon returned and gave their approval. Not the Hilton, for sure, but they indicated that they could cope. Joe told us that this was one of several outposts which Mike had scattered along the river for the convenience of some of his employees as well as for his own relative comfort when going up and down the river.

In less than an hour after we had docked Joe announced that dinner was ready. It wasn't a gourmet meal but was more than we expected under the circumstances. We all dug in and were soon once again sitting on the veranda indulging in an after dinner drin k which Joe served with his usual flourish. He called it "agua caliente" which I believe translates to "hot water" in English. It reminded me of Greek Ouzo. It was simply an anise based liquer which most countries have under a variety of names.

After a few of these Joe suggested that we all turn in so we could get an early start in the moring. We didn't need any additional prompting.


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 10

We all were up and ready to go by six or so the following morning. We had a hasty breakfast of fruit and were soon all once again in our little motor boat giving a last fond look at our "Jungle Hilton" as Helen had dubbed it. I don't believe that she wa s used to such basic accomodations in her travels as an airline hostess. Lydia, on the other hand, said that while her sister's home in Australia was quite modern even though far from any metropolitan area, the vastness of their sheep ranch required several cabins long distances from the main house and she had spent time in those on occasion.

After an hour or so Joe headed the boat towards shore. He advised us that we were now ready to take a little juant into the surrounding forest. Again I was concerned regarding the girls ability to trek through what had seemed impenetrable growth from th e shore. As it turned out once we were on land and away from the edge of the river it wasn't nearly as dense as I had thought.

It was, however, even more impressive than I imagined! The beauty of the entire scene was too much for me to describe from memory and I only wish that I had taken my camera with me instead of leaving it back at Mike's place. Much to my surprise, Joe be gan telling us the names of some of the plants and, in some cases, how they were utilized by the native Indians. He was quite a botanist in his own way.

The bases of some of the trees were magnificent and it seemed that they must have been here since the beginning of time. We must have walked a mile or so before turning back towards our boat but this time Joe walked us by a different route. Occasionally the undergrowth was too dense to go through easily but Joe came to the rescue with his machete and knocked away a fairly clear path for the girls whenver necessary.

In addition to having left my camera back at Mike's I had also left my fish nets much to my regret. Some of the small isolated pools we came across were full of little tropical fish. This is what I was here for and my excitement was very apparent to th e others even thought they probably wondered as to my sanity. I was successful in being able to scoop up a few with my bare hands just to show the girls what they looked like from a side view but I don't think that they were overly impressed. Just wish I could have found some neon tetras or cardinals to show them. They were more impressed with the orchids than anything else they saw.

We saw lots of birds and a few monkeys but that was about it. Occasionally we saw a glimpse of animals on the ground but they disappeared so fast we weren't able to determine what they were. At one point Joe smiled and told us that we were being watched by some of the local Indians. I think he said this just to see the girls reaction. When he saw that the girls didn't seemed frightened and even asked him why they didn't show themselves he explained that they didn't have anything to say to us so why should they bother showing themselves. Needless to say, Lydia and Helen thought it ra ther exciting to know that our every move was being watched. They were constantly looking around to see if they could spot someone.

We made it back to our boat without a single glimpse of any of the native Indians and I must admit that I was hoping that they would make contact with us also just to see how they girls would have reacted. Within minutes we were all aboard and heading back towards Leticia and civilization. Well, almost civilization.

We docked back at Mike's pier late in the afternoon and immediately headed for our little sidewalk cafe for a drink or two. George was there waiting to hear of our adventure and he got his ears full. I think that the girls were more excited in telling him of our adventure than when they were experiencing it. We decided to have a bite to eat before returning to our respective rooms but it was several hours before we all decided to call it a day and get some sleep. A wonderful day at that!


Amazon Adventure

Chapter 11

Helen being amused by our host's pet bird.
Helen relaxing on the house boat.
Our host with Lydia and Helen seated.
Mark with the jungle in the background.

The following morning we met George for breakfast and another rehashing of our previous two day trip into the jungle. As we sat there overlooking the river I asked George about a small houseboat which we could see docked across the river. Even at that distance I had noticed occasional dugouts coming and going from upriver and downriver and docking for short periods of time. I asked him what it was all about.

"They're some of the local Indians who come to trade with the owner. The Indians are reluctant to come into Leticia which to them is too intimidating. They prefer dealing there where there is minimum contact with others."

"What do they trade for?", I asked.

"Mostly salt, canned peaches and cigarettes. And a few other things." He replied.

"All the necessities of civilized man." Mark said.

"What's the chances of us going over there and checking it out?"

"I'll see about getting someone to bring us over." George replied and got up from the table and headed for the river. Shortly he was back and said that he had arranged for someone to take us all over.

After breakfast we all headed once again for the river and were soon motoring over to the house boat. As we approached we could see that it was simply a wooden barge with a small cabin on one end and a canopy over the balance of the barge. A wooden railing extended all around the barge and under the canopy was what can only be described as a small old time general store. A small counter with a few shelves behind it stocked with a variety of items and a few benches along the railing. And a small bar stocked with a few bottles of liquor. That called for a drink!

The proprietor was a young man in his late twenties who stumbled over himself in serving us. I think that he was impressed with seeing two such lovely ladies. So much so that he made himself a drink and joined us in having a drink. The drinks were th e same as Joe had served us at the "Jungle Hilton", the anise based "agua caliente".

"It's the local drink of choice", he explained.

"You're an American?" I asked even though it was obvious.

"Yep!" Came down here on vacation about eight years ago and decided to stay. I love it here. I was in college back in the states and studying to be an attorney but the thought of going back to the states after spending a few weeks here was too distaste ful to consider. My dad was really upset when he found out."

"He's an attorney," he continued, "and wanted me to follow in his footsteps. My only hope of being able to stay was to continue to have him send me money to live on so I told him that I would only stay for a few more months during summer vacation and t hen return to school in the fall."

"When fall arrived I wrote and told him to let me spend an entire year down here and if he'd consider sending me my law books I would continue my studies here on my own and would return in a year. That was eight years ago."

"So does he still send you money?" I asked.

"I don't need that much money down here. And what little I do need I can earn here on my houseboat. I saw the need for the local Indians to have a place where they could feel comfortable in their trading so moved my boat across the river from where it w as originally docked on the Leticia side of the river. Basically I'm acting as an agent for some of the traders in Leticia and get my cut. The traders come over here as required every day or so to pick up their goods and bring me more supplies. I have everything I need right here."

"What kind of traders?" Mark asked.

"Fur, animals, birds and fish and even some foods." he replied.

"Tropical fish?" I asked.

"Yeah, lots of them. A fellow named Rokes started me with them several years ago and it has become a big thing. Rokes is no longer here but there are several brokers in Leticia that I trade with."

"Johnson one of them?"

"Yes".

"That's who I'm buying from now so I guess that I'm getting indirectly from you. As a matter of curiosity what is the going price for neon tetras. I'm paying Johnson anywhere from a penny and a half to three cents each. How can he sell them so cheap?"

"I get 'em at the rate of about 3 for a penny," he laughed, "but get a penny apiece from him. So we're both just about tripling our cost. But even at those prices the quanties are large enough to make it profitable. And I'm sure you're making a good pr ofit back in the states.", he added.

The rest of our little group were getting bored with all this business talk so I satisfied myself with this information and we began talking about other things. As the day progressed and the temperature began to rise we were all soon half dozing and the conversation became very sparse. We were totally content to just sit and bask in doing absolutely nothing. I began to see the wisdom of this young man's decision to give up his law studies for this life style.

He served us a snack meal about noon. Canned sardines were the main course along with crackers. Just like back in the states. We all decided to top it off with a dessert of canned peaches. We each got our own can and loved it. More of just doing not hing for several more hours.

Along about two o'clock he went into his cabin and returned with a law text book and began reading. He looked up at us and said,

"I'm still planning to go back to the states and join my dad's law firm one of these days. I've continued my studies while down here and think that I could pass the bar exam tomorrow if necessary but will probably return to the states in a year or so and go back to school for whatever time is required to get my degree. Excuse me while I do a little homework."

We didn't head back to the other side of the river until about five o'clock. We hadn't done a thing for the entire day but enjoy ourselves tremendously in our accomplishment of having done nothing.


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